My Friend Made A Great Comeback Yesterday

"TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut" (twincharged) 05/13/2014 at 12:06 • Filed to: comebacks

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Male classmate: If you were a door, I'd slam you so hard.

Her: I hope your handle falls off.

//cackles

Racescort666 > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 05/13/2014 at 12:08

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classy

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 05/13/2014 at 12:17

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A friend of mine was playing pool once, and the local dragon lady/parking lot queen came over and tried to run a line on him. He kinda looked her up and down once, said "no thanks, I'd rather jack off" and went back to his game. Dead silence for at least a good 15 seconds. We left really quickly after that.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 05/13/2014 at 12:17

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Daaaaaaaaaamnnn!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 05/13/2014 at 12:50

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Yeah, that was pretty much the response for everyone in earshot. The collective, silent "oh shit!" was deafening.

Svend > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 05/16/2014 at 03:43

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I lived with a girl (a friend nothing more) and a guy walked up to her one night on a night out.

Guy: 'hey nice arse, wanna sit on my face?'

Her: 'why? is your nose bigger than your cock?'. BOOM!

I never saw a guy get burned so badly and not have to go to A&E.